Asks MeMe: Where's Baby Blankie? ...

Mommy: Check the dryer.

MeMe: Found him! He was in the dryer!

Mommy: Is baby blankie a girl or a boy?

MeMe: Kinda both. It depends. It changes.

Mommy: So it's a trans-gendered baby blankie?

MeMe: No. Polar fleece.

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