it's important to be specific, so mommy doesn't have a heart-attack

Baby-girl (in the fridge): "Thank you for getting old!"

Me: "Uh. PARDON ME???"

Baby-girl: "Cheese. Thank you for getting old cheddar."

Me: "Thank you for clarifying..."

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Says the baby-girl: We're getting a new principal at our school...

Me: Oh? How do you know?

Baby-girl: I met him. He came to my french class.

Me: What's his name?

Baby-girl: I don't remember.

Me: Was he nice?

Baby-girl: I don't remember.

Me: Was he old or young?

Baby-girl: I dunno.

Me: Well, was he older than me?

Baby-girl: Mommy! I don't KNOW!

Me: Well, was he younger or the same age or what?

Baby-girl: MOMMY!

Me: Do you remember ANYTHING?

Baby-girl: Yeah. He was TALLER than you.

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So you think you want kids, do ya?

In the middle of the busy grocery story with the baby-girl:

She leans her head on my arm, looks up at me sweetly, and exclaims loudly

"Poor mommy has her period."

To all the pregnant women out there: THIS is your future.



:D

EVIDENTLY ...

screaming "I'll be your baby, Justin!" at the TV,
while the baby-girl is watching the Bieber movie, is embarrassing.

So I asked her what I could possibly know about embarrassing;

I walked around with baby-puke on my t-shirt for 6 months.

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Overheard on the way home from school...

4th grader:               HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Crossing-guard:       I've been waiting all week to hear that!

4th grader:              How was I supposed to predict your feelings???

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was supposed to be on Tooth Fairy duty ...

AGAIN last night. 

Totally forgot ... and had to have a long conversation with the baby-girl this morning, explaining the productive inefficiency of non-profit organizations.


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Hilarious things MeMe said: #5,033,528

After I took a shower, I asked the baby-girl to put lotion on my back.

She said, “Um. Mommy? I think I should do your butt too!"

I asked why.

She exclaimed, “Because I have A LOT left on my hands.” 

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