Last Friday Night ...

If Katy Perry was a mommy,
she would've had a very different Last Friday Night ...

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There's a toddler in my bed,
And she’s pounding on my head
Goldfish all over the room
Someone’s bike is in the pool
I smell like granola bar
Ken is melted in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
Guess they’re gonna miss their cruise

What a crazy night
But we’re all alright
Just nude
Oh well
That's a crayon blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled                                                                                             

Damn

Last Friday night
Cracked their heads on tabletops
And behind on all their shots
They need baths but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we lost our hockey cards
And fell off the monkey bars
So we hit the ice cream hard

Last Friday night
We lost Bobby in the park
Kid just wandered in the dark
Then showed up in someone’s bra
Last Friday night
Childless neighbours are in awe.
Always hope we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Trying to protect the tots
Don't know what to tell the cops
A minivan our only car
PTA is at the door
Gawd, this place is such a mess
But these kids are just the best
Think I need a nice cool ale
That was such a mommy fail

What a crazy night
But we’re all alright
Just nude
Oh well
That's a crayon blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled

Damn

Last Friday night
Cracked their heads on tabletops
And behind on all their shots
They need baths but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we lost our hockey cards
And fell off the monkey bars
So we hit the ice cream hard

Last Friday night
We lost Bobby in the park
Kid just wandered in the dark
Then showed up in someone’s bra
Last Friday night
Childless neighbours are in awe
Always say they wish we’d sto-op
Oh whoa oh

This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night

T ... G ... I ... F...
T ... G ... I ... F...
T ... G ... I ... F...
T ... G ... I ... F...
T ... G ... I ... F...

Last Friday night
Cracked their heads on tabletops
And behind on all their shots
They need baths, but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we lost our hockey cards
And fell off the monkey bars
So we hit the ice cream hard

Last Friday night
We lost Bobby in the park
Kid just wandered in the dark
Then showed up in someone’s bra
Last Friday night
Childless neighbours are in awe
Always say they wish we’d stop
Oh-whoa-oh

This Friday night
Do it all again

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