So you think you want kids, do ya?

In the middle of the busy grocery story with the baby-girl:

She leans her head on my arm, looks up at me sweetly, and exclaims loudly

"Poor mommy has her period."

To all the pregnant women out there: THIS is your future.



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EVIDENTLY ...

screaming "I'll be your baby, Justin!" at the TV,
while the baby-girl is watching the Bieber movie, is embarrassing.

So I asked her what I could possibly know about embarrassing;

I walked around with baby-puke on my t-shirt for 6 months.

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Overheard on the way home from school...

4th grader:               HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Crossing-guard:       I've been waiting all week to hear that!

4th grader:              How was I supposed to predict your feelings???

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was supposed to be on Tooth Fairy duty ...

AGAIN last night. 

Totally forgot ... and had to have a long conversation with the baby-girl this morning, explaining the productive inefficiency of non-profit organizations.


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Hilarious things MeMe said: #5,033,528

After I took a shower, I asked the baby-girl to put lotion on my back.

She said, “Um. Mommy? I think I should do your butt too!"

I asked why.

She exclaimed, “Because I have A LOT left on my hands.” 

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Psssssht. Whatever.

Twenty bucks says MY kid has a pink leash and tutu on it by Wednesday.

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just yelled up the stairs ...

"Come get your DIRTY SOCKS out of the living room ... that's so GROSS!

And grab mine too, while you're at it."

:D