bought the baby-girl...

.. her first box of Reese Puffs cereal.

By the way she's studing the box, you'd think she believes it's gonna get her into law school.

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MMA

I am an expert in the Mixed Mommy Arts ... and a master of Krav Mama.

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cuts on the countertop

Listening to the kid cut an orange on the counter, not on a cutting board ... and trying to not freak out and be THAT mom.

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hmmmmmm

I was just told "Dinner's really good, mommy! It's like restaurant food!" 

Methinks someone knows there's a bag of jelly beans  in the cupboard.

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backrub #facepalm

Got a back rub from the baby-girl tonight ... which was amazing and sooooo relaxing ... until she started asking "Mommy, what are these LINES???"

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Movie night with MeMe

Watching 16 Candles ...

"Long Duck Dong is a funny name, mommy!" ...

"Why, honey?" ...

"Because! Duck? Hahahaha!"

*phew

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Saturday morning lessons

Laying on the baby-girl while she watches cartoons, then pretending to pass out and play dead, aren't nearly as much fun when the kid's big enough to shove you onto the floor.

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