whoot whooot whooooooot ... whooooooooooot ... whoot-whoot ...

I have to ask w-w-w-why why WHY, with all the music and arts cutbacks in public education, no one has thought to get rid of the perpetually annoying RECORDER???

MeMe & Mommy get rich quick idea # 4,331,842

I’m thinking of pitching a TV show idea to TLC channel called "One kid and stopping", but somehow I don't think they'll be interested.

that's crazy talk

I just asked MeMe if she wanted cinnamon toast for dinner and she said no. 

Now she’s shredding up her Justin Bieber magazines.

It’s official. 

The baby-girl has an acute case of dementia due to gastro-intestinal cootie disease.

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O-C-D-O-G

I have realized, when the baby-girl is sick, the true depth of the border collie's obsession with her is revealed. 

Some's prolly natural herding and protective instinct, some's prolly cuz the kid smells like barf.

cartoons are educational

I’m working on a writing assignment for the course I’m taking ... and realizing everything I know about monologuing I learned from watching The Incredibles.

Love and other ingredients

Love is torturing yourself by baking delicious-smelling coconut muffins for your kid, even when you’re on low-carb and can’t eat any.

New-millennium, honest motherhood is sneaking Benefibre and protein powder in the muffin batter,  and admitting it's partly out of spite.

Who IS this kid?

I asked MeMe what she did at school today and she replied,

“First recess, I stayed inside to practice a cheer for an assembly.  Middle recess, I went to drawing club. Last recess, I played with my recess buddy. He’s a little boy that I hang out with sometimes, cuz he needs special help.”

To the nice, friendly, helpful lady who was in the maternity wing at the same time as me:

I think I got your kid.