You know you're a mom when ...

the baby-girl has a clay-mask on and you still recognize the
"I'm tinkling in the tub" look on her face.

:)

I am only 7 inches taller than my 9 year old ...

Any minute now, I'm gonna lose the appearance of having control of the house.

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What I got for Mother's Day ...

I got TWO cards, huge hugs, my face smothered with smooches and a lotta “I love you, mommy”s.

THEN, I was told there were no bowls clean for someone’s cereal.

AND THEN, I was given a note from the school that someone needs cupcakes for a fundraiser.

The day's still young! I bet I get MORE!

;)

<3

I'm wondering ...

Is it wrong to think the part of Mother’s Day that includes silent, still cartoon-watching is the best part of the day ... ?

(OK, OTHER than the hugs’n’kisses’n’presents’n’ blah blah blah)

;)

was at H&M with the baby-girl yesterday ...

Showed her a romper I thought was super cute & the look on the kid’s face said

“my mom is gonna make me wear something dumb” ... so I put it back.

And hence, the circle of abuse has once more been broken.

:D

bought the baby-girl...

.. her first box of Reese Puffs cereal.

By the way she's studing the box, you'd think she believes it's gonna get her into law school.

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MMA

I am an expert in the Mixed Mommy Arts ... and a master of Krav Mama.

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