cuts on the countertop

Listening to the kid cut an orange on the counter, not on a cutting board ... and trying to not freak out and be THAT mom.

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hmmmmmm

I was just told "Dinner's really good, mommy! It's like restaurant food!" 

Methinks someone knows there's a bag of jelly beans  in the cupboard.

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backrub #facepalm

Got a back rub from the baby-girl tonight ... which was amazing and sooooo relaxing ... until she started asking "Mommy, what are these LINES???"

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Movie night with MeMe

Watching 16 Candles ...

"Long Duck Dong is a funny name, mommy!" ...

"Why, honey?" ...

"Because! Duck? Hahahaha!"

*phew

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Saturday morning lessons

Laying on the baby-girl while she watches cartoons, then pretending to pass out and play dead, aren't nearly as much fun when the kid's big enough to shove you onto the floor.

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who's running this show?

Letting the baby-girl watch TV tonight, even though her room isn't clean.

It's the cute face. Gets me every time.

 

I am not the boss around here. The face is the boss.

 

 

doh! nuts.

MeMe isn't allowed to watch Glee tonight because she was sassy this morning. 

She took the news surprisingly well ...
Probably because it came with a caramel apple fritter.

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