Saturday morning lessons

Laying on the baby-girl while she watches cartoons, then pretending to pass out and play dead, aren't nearly as much fun when the kid's big enough to shove you onto the floor.

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who's running this show?

Letting the baby-girl watch TV tonight, even though her room isn't clean.

It's the cute face. Gets me every time.

 

I am not the boss around here. The face is the boss.

 

 

doh! nuts.

MeMe isn't allowed to watch Glee tonight because she was sassy this morning. 

She took the news surprisingly well ...
Probably because it came with a caramel apple fritter.

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hello, g'mornin'

The upside to raising an empowered kid is that she can make her own breakfast, so you can sleep in a little on Sunday morning.

The downside is that she’ll say to you “Oh... whoa...you look...not good”,
when you do finally roll out of bed.

whoot whooot whooooooot ... whooooooooooot ... whoot-whoot ...

I have to ask w-w-w-why why WHY, with all the music and arts cutbacks in public education, no one has thought to get rid of the perpetually annoying RECORDER???

MeMe & Mommy get rich quick idea # 4,331,842

I’m thinking of pitching a TV show idea to TLC channel called "One kid and stopping", but somehow I don't think they'll be interested.

that's crazy talk

I just asked MeMe if she wanted cinnamon toast for dinner and she said no. 

Now she’s shredding up her Justin Bieber magazines.

It’s official. 

The baby-girl has an acute case of dementia due to gastro-intestinal cootie disease.

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