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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

BREAKFAST COOKIES


BREAKFAST COOKIES (my brother's recipe)

Makes aprox 30-35 cookies

- 1 cup (250 mL) unsalted butter
- 3/4 cup (175 mL) sugar
- 3/4 cup (175 mL) packed golden brown sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 1/3 cup water
- 2 cups (500 mL) all-purpose flour
- 2 cups (500 mL) old-fashioned rolled oats
- 1 teaspoon (5 mL) sea salt
- 1/4 teaspoon (1 mL) baking soda

- 1/4 cup chopped toasted pecans
- 1/4 cup chopped toasted almonds
- 1/4 cup toasted pine nuts
- 1/4 cup sunflower seeds
- 1/4 cup pumpkin seeds
- 1/4 cup toasted shredded sweetened coconut
- 1/4 cup semi sweet chocolate chips
- 1/2 cup dried cranberries
- 1/2 cup chopped dried apricots
- 1/4 cup (125 mL) chopped dried dates
- 1/4 cup 125 mL) chopped prunes

1. Preheat oven to 350 degreesF (180 degreesC). Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper.

2. In a large bowl, beat together the butter and white and brown sugars until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs and water until well mixed. In a separate bowl, combine flour, oats, salt and baking soda. In a third bowl, combine pecans, cherries, apricots, apples and prunes.

3. With a large spoon, mix 1/4 of the flour mixture into the butter mixture until combined. Stir in 1/4 of the dried fruit mixture. Add remaining flour and fruit mixtures in 3 more additions, stirring to combine. (important to mix this as described!)
4. Drop dough onto prepared cookie sheet and press flat until cookies are 2 1/2 inches wide and 3/4 inches thick. Bake until lightly browned on top and a little darker on bottom, 10 to 15 minutes.

You can also use flax seeds, sesame seeds, dried apple, raisins, or dried cherries, as long as your fruit/ nut/ chocolate mixture is 3 and 1/4 cups total when gently packed into your measuring cups.


Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

The baby-girl discusses Canadian politics

(walking home from school today, discussing what they're learning in grade 5 Social Studies)


MeMe:       We're learning about the different political parties.

Mommy:    Oh? Like what?

MeMe:       We're learning what they care about.

Mommy:    OK. What`d you learn about ... the Green Party?

MeMe:       We learned they love the environment.

Mommy:   What'd you learn about the NDP?

MeMe:       It's really sad Jack Layton died.

Mommy:   What'd you learn about the Progressive Conservatives?

MeMe:      They're people of business.

Mommy:   And what'd you learn about the Liberal Party?

MeMe:      They want everyone to be HAPPY ... 
                  I'm pretty sure I'm a Liberal.

~

Monday, September 5, 2011

Just cleaned the baby-girl's closet

The kid has more yoga pants than Lululemon & is to hoodies what Imelda Marcos is to shoes.

And yet, has barely any underwear.

That's my girl.

~

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Hilarious things MeMe said/did # 2,243,613

The baby-girl and I were in the bathroom.
I was sitting on the edge of the tub, helping her get ready for bed,
before I took my own shower ...

Me: "Have you put lotion on your face?"

She: "Nuh uh."

Me: "Use that little bit that's on your hands ... just rub it on your face."

She: "Why, mama?"

Me: "Because it's good for your skin ... it keeps you looking younger."

She: *pause

         "Here, mommy, I'll put some on your neck for you" ...

         *rubs her hands on my neck ...

         "and your boobs"




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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Last Friday Night ...

If Katy Perry was a mommy,
she would've had a very different Last Friday Night ...

(click HERE for original video/music link so you can sing along ;)

There's a toddler in my bed,
And she’s pounding on my head
Goldfish all over the room
Someone’s bike is in the pool
I smell like granola bar

Ken is melted in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
Guess they’re gonna miss their cruise
What a crazy night
But we’re all alright
Just nude
Oh well
That's a crayon blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled                                                                                             
Damn
Last Friday night
Cracked their heads on tabletops
And behind on all their shots
They need baths but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we lost our hockey cards
And fell off the monkey bars
So we hit the ice cream hard
Last Friday night
We lost Bobby in the park
Kid just wandered in the dark
Then showed up in someone’s bra
Last Friday night
Childless neighbours are in awe.
Always hope we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Trying to protect the tots
Don't know what to tell the cops

A minivan our only car
PTA is at the door
Gawd, this place is such a mess
But these kids are just the best
Think I need a nice cool ale
That was such a mommy fail
What a crazy night
But we’re all alright
Just nude
Oh well
That's a crayon blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Friday night
Cracked their heads on tabletops
And behind on all their shots
They need baths but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah we lost our hockey cards
And fell off the monkey bars
So we hit the ice cream hard
Last Friday night
We lost Bobby in the park
Kid just wandered in the dark
Then showed up in someone’s bra

Last Friday night
Childless neighbours are in awe
Always say they wish we’d sto-op
Oh whoa oh
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
T ... G ... I ... F...
T ... G ... I ... F...
T ... G ... I ... F...
T ... G ... I ... F...
T ... G ... I ... F...
Last Friday night
Cracked their heads on tabletops
And behind on all their shots
They need baths, but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we lost our hockey cards
And fell off the monkey bars
So we hit the ice cream hard

Last Friday night
We lost Bobby in the park
Kid just wandered in the dark
Then showed up in someone’s bra
Last Friday night
Childless neighbours are in awe
Always say they wish we’d stop

Oh-whoa-oh

This Friday night
Do it all again
~

All moms know ...

nearly every peaceful moment, during the summer, is ruined by the phrase

"EEEEEW! What's that?"

~

Monday, July 18, 2011

anyone who just overheard me ...

would think I was babysitting gangsters, not little girls:

"Let's not get crazy & have a sit-down, before someone gets whacked."

:D

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Asks MeMe: Where's Baby Blankie? ...

Mommy: Check the dryer.

MeMe: Found him! He was in the dryer!

Mommy: Is baby blankie a girl or a boy?

MeMe: Kinda both. It depends. It changes.

Mommy: So it's a trans-gendered baby blankie?

MeMe: No. Polar fleece.

~

Guess who's on Tooth Fairy duty AGAIN?

Second time this week. Fourth time in a month.

Someone PLEASE buy this kid a pony,
so she'll stop ripping her teeth out for cash.

~

Listening to 3 little girls in my kitchen ...

making s'mores with the Easy Bake oven.

I smell something burning and suspect it's probably my nerves.

~

Sunday, July 3, 2011

I'm smart enough to know ...

the tap tap tap on my arm in the grocery store
and "Mommy, we're outta icecream cones"

doesn't mean we're out of icecream cones, it means we're out of waffle cones

I also know the big cute eyes mean I'm gonna spend the next hour & a half
suffering through Gnomeo and Juliet.

~

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

it's important to be specific, so mommy doesn't have a heart-attack

Baby-girl (in the fridge): "Thank you for getting old!"

Me: "Uh. PARDON ME???"

Baby-girl: "Cheese. Thank you for getting old cheddar."

Me: "Thank you for clarifying..."

~

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Says the baby-girl: We're getting a new principal at our school...

Me: Oh? How do you know?

Baby-girl: I met him. He came to my french class.

Me: What's his name?

Baby-girl: I don't remember.

Me: Was he nice?

Baby-girl: I don't remember.

Me: Was he old or young?

Baby-girl: I dunno.

Me: Well, was he older than me?

Baby-girl: Mommy! I don't KNOW!

Me: Well, was he younger or the same age or what?

Baby-girl: MOMMY!

Me: Do you remember ANYTHING?

Baby-girl: Yeah. He was TALLER than you.

~

Sunday, May 29, 2011

So you think you want kids, do ya?

In the middle of the busy grocery story with the baby-girl:

She leans her head on my arm, looks up at me sweetly, and exclaims loudly

"Poor mommy has her period."

To all the pregnant women out there: THIS is your future.



:D

EVIDENTLY ...

screaming "I'll be your baby, Justin!" at the TV,
while the baby-girl is watching the Bieber movie, is embarrassing.

So I asked her what I could possibly know about embarrassing;

I walked around with baby-puke on my t-shirt for 6 months.

~

Friday, May 27, 2011

Overheard on the way home from school...

4th grader:               HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Crossing-guard:       I've been waiting all week to hear that!

4th grader:              How was I supposed to predict your feelings???

~

was supposed to be on Tooth Fairy duty ...

AGAIN last night. 

Totally forgot ... and had to have a long conversation with the baby-girl this morning, explaining the productive inefficiency of non-profit organizations.


~

Monday, May 23, 2011

Hilarious things MeMe said: #5,033,528

After I took a shower, I asked the baby-girl to put lotion on my back.

She said, “Um. Mommy? I think I should do your butt too!"
I asked why.
She exclaimed, “Because I have A LOT left on my hands.” 

~

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Psssssht. Whatever.

Twenty bucks says MY kid has a pink leash and tutu on it by Wednesday.



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