it's important to be specific, so mommy doesn't have a heart-attack

Baby-girl (in the fridge): "Thank you for getting old!"

Me: "Uh. PARDON ME???"

Baby-girl: "Cheese. Thank you for getting old cheddar."

Me: "Thank you for clarifying..."

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Says the baby-girl: We're getting a new principal at our school...

Me: Oh? How do you know?

Baby-girl: I met him. He came to my french class.

Me: What's his name?

Baby-girl: I don't remember.

Me: Was he nice?

Baby-girl: I don't remember.

Me: Was he old or young?

Baby-girl: I dunno.

Me: Well, was he older than me?

Baby-girl: Mommy! I don't KNOW!

Me: Well, was he younger or the same age or what?

Baby-girl: MOMMY!

Me: Do you remember ANYTHING?

Baby-girl: Yeah. He was TALLER than you.

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